Killbear camp trip is fast approaching...getting a bit excited...I remember starting this tradition about 5-6 years ago...and it has never been without some memorable moments...so I've decided to post some of the most memorable Killbear moments...and you guys can vote to see which one was the funniest...hehe...

1) Spiking Nori's hamburger with my mom's hot sauce and giving him the runs for the rest of the night...hehe...
2) Stealing Tom's underwear and taking pictures of watermelon underwear ads...needless to say I think we safely concluded Tom's ass is as big as a watermelon...
3) Stan, Makoto, and Tuan's drunken stupor...where they thought they were black...carrying around malt liquor and calling themselves...Keyshawn, T-bone, and Reyshawn...if you've ever seen white guys pretending to be black...this may be almost as funny...
4) Lindy's drunken stupor...a girl who rarely drinks let alone gets drunk...serenades the group with "Don't Wanna Be a Player No More"...
5) Mendel's bad trip with shrooms followed by him trying to put out a fire with a cup of Vodka in front of the park ranger...I am still in awe at how we managed to NOT get kicked out of the campgrounds that night...
6) Khiem, Garry, and Nori try a wrestling move...resulting in Nori crushing Garry like the little ant he is...hehe
7) Arthur and Ha swimming to a nearby island only to get too tired to swim back...they got rescued by a friendly boat...
8) Drunken 4 squares...where we turned an innocent elementary playground game into a very violent drunken adult game...
9) Garry spiking the pancakes with rum...mmm...that tasted quite good actually...
10) Stan getting really drunk and slept on newspapers soaked in Ha's puke...um...this is funny in retrospect...but a tad on the gross side =/

Start your votes now!...and let me know if I missed anything...
What will be this year's defining Killbear moment? =)

How do you like THEM apples???

I was sitting here procrastinating again...and was thinking about the girl I saw the other day wearing low-riding jeans...with her g-string (or at least that's what I assume they were) straps above the jeans...and I was like...dayammmnnnn...but now that I think about it...dayammmnnn G-strings are nasty...I mean they're just strings...and you know those things gotta be riding the hell up a girl's crack...ewwww...nasty....*shivers*...those things are touching her butthole!!...I don't know about you...but chocolate starfishes scare the bejesus out of me...along with anything that may come from that chocolate starfish...I think I have some sort of feces phobia...bleccch...just the thought is making me gag...let us never speak of this again...really...stop...I beg of you...

Lucid Nap Dream of the Day...
(I'm frantically trying to write this down cuz this is one of the most lucid dreams I've had in a long while...so please ignore the brevity and the horrible grammar and spelling...I'm still very tired and sleepy...half man...half awake...)

I was talking to Stan via email...doing our usual idle banter...he was telling me to turn off my html cuz it was messing up his linux email reader...I wished him happy bday...cuz it was June 21st...first day of summer...I also told him that I wasn't going camping anymore...and was going to tell Garry about it...

Before I told Garry I decided I was going to take a nap...took a nap...and woke up to thunder and rain...the sky was completely black...I packed up to go to school...Tom was picking me up in a short while...on the way to school it kept raining and thundering...and my right arm was aching...

I looked at my right arm and it was all dark purple and throbbing...the discolouration started at my shoulder and seemed to be spreading down towards my hand...and it looked like the blood in my blood vessels had stopped in their tracks and solidified...I couldn't even recognize my arm...It looked as if it was diseased...as I continued staring at my arm I glanced over at my watch...saw the date "June 16th"...

Looked over at tom in a state of panic and said..."What day is it?"...he said..."June 16th"...I said..."Holy fuck tom...I was just telling Stan Happy Bday today and it was June 21st"..."I'VE SOMEHOW GONE BACK 5 DAYS IN TIME!!"...he acts completely indifferent to that fact and says my hand looks really sick...and tells me not to touch him with my diseased hand...then he tells me he's got to meet Claire and Angela in a bit and can't drop me off so I can get my arm checked out...

We reach the school and he tells me to go get the hand checked out...I look at my hand as I get out of his car...walking towards Sheridan College I'm staring at my hand and it's pouring rain...and still in shock thinking to myself..."fuck...I just went back in time 5 days"...still confused I remember thinking to myself..."this can't be right...where am I??"...

Then I had a sudden realization that I was in a dream...and Tom was acting indifferent and weird cuz he's a fuckin dream character...I look around me one last time...stared at my arm again...and then tried to wake up...totally futile...then I hear this loud bang...it wasn't thunder...it was my sister dropping something in the bathroom...

I sit up and look at my watch...it's now June 21st again...my right arm is throbbing and tingling but not discoloured dark purple...I had been sleeping on it...and outside it really is thundering and raining...

We came from the far north summered in Crimea
Deserted the armed forces had to disappear
Made it to the free west on a chartered flight
So we could see what we trained to fight

We were in London
Let's do it
Let's break the law

Looking for hardware or credit-card fraud
What do you expect from us?
We come from abroad to get ourselves a new job on a building site
They work you so hard but we trained to fight

We were in London
Let's do it
Let's break the law

Our father fought in Afghanistan
His widow's pension ain't worth a damn
My mother works and goes home to cry
I want to live before I die

We were in London
Let's do it
Let's break the law

Hmm...rreally running out of ideas for procrastinating...this is what I've done today...
1) Downloaded Trillium (pretty neat interface...)
2) Surfed Soutronix and DJ Seto's blogs...
3) Downloaded mp3's
4) Took a nap
5) Ate some oatmeal cookies...mmmm...yummy...
6) Trimmed my toe nails
7) Cleaned the lint out of my belly button
8) Watched videos from www.ifilm.com
9) Blogged

Maybe I should start studying...unless someone can give me more ways to waste time...

In the realm of procrastination...I reign supreme!! (oh my god it's fuckin late)




You sometimes doubt yourself - who you are and what you can do. You're a curious person, with questions and concerns about the world. You go along with the crowd and aim to please others to your best ability. But when you finally discover what you're really capable of, you can do some serious ass kickin'! You're fast and furious, and you will always stick up for what you believe, and those who you care for. Not only that, but you're charming and charismatic, so you get along with people well, and others often look up to you.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I've run out of apple and cinnamon cheerios...oh the humanity ='( My day is off to a bad start already and is inevitably shot...the sun is shining...it must be like 25 degrees outside...there truly is no god...for I am stuck inside studying...without cheerios nonetheless...do you suppose it could any worse?...oh wait...did I mention I had pink eye?...all these nights of staying up late studying...I've been rubbing my eyes like crazy...and apparently my left eye is now infected and very pink...actually not pink...it's RED...I'VE GOT RED EYE DAMMIT...

On a brighter note...I got a letter from Publisher's Clearing House...apparently I'm eligible for $10 000 000...

Please ignore any notes I might post on this blog...lately my memory has deteriorated so much so that I've begun to make notes for myself everywhere...oh no...what if I forget to check my blog?...I gotta make me a note somewhere for me to check my blog...

Anyhow...I've been trying to catch up on my reading...seems my life is so busy these days that I don't have any time to read any good literature...just technical computer books...but I think it's important to be well-read...keeps your mind fresh...

So many good books...so little time...still trying to make my way through "All Families Are Psychotic" by Coupland and "The Sirens of Titan" by Vonnegut Jr...maybe I'll finish them by the end of this year =S

Just a reminder to myself...to buy these books...
Douglas Coupland - "Life After God"
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - "Breakfast of Champions"
Douglas Adams - "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Anyone have any other books they'd recommend reading?...I'm sure I'll get around to them sometime within the next year or so =P